Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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