I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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