After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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