It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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