you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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