Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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