let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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