I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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