There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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