Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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