ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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