I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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