DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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