Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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