this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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