the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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