Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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