Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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