dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I am naked and annoyed.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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