We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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