A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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