I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
