She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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