Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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