Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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