what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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