dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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