sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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