so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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