That's when you crack a 10am beer
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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