Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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