They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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