she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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