Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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