Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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