Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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