nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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