This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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