I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I didn't notice because vodka
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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