apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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