i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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