you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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