remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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