Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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