just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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