Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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