Non-Jews are for practice
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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