forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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