i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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