This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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