I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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