the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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