i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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