I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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