super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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