I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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