I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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