Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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