so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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