His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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