OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I will be naked everywhere
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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