So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
organizing the empties. That sober.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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