I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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