So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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